AISubs v3.7
- I'll do it! - Go for it, Tojimizu!
I don't think one-shot jokes or "infinite coalescence" is an exaggeration.
- Not in this world? - Not in this world.
Well, people have different styles and tastes depending on who they think of.
Out of all of these, there's one joke that I think has a pretty good upper limit.
- It's "strange face." - "Strange face."
- There aren't many "strange face" parts. - There aren't many of them.
A strange face with only facial parts.
- If it's Tojimizu, it's "infinite coalescence." - That's a little...
- It's a little too high, but I think I only have about seven of them. - Yeah, I know there aren't many of them.
- There are some that are similar, right? - Yeah, there are.
- That's where I thought, "This is kind of overlapping." - Yeah.
So this time, we're going to have you put nine "strange faces" into three squares.
- With those nine "strange faces," you're going to do a bingo! - Oh!
- Bingo? - How?
- You're going to talk to the viewers and do a "strange face." - Oh, I see.
- Yeah. - The first "strange face" from the viewers.
- It's 35 degrees today. - It's hot!
- If you do a "strange face" in a school library, you'll get kicked out. - Yeah.
- It's a "strange face" you've never seen before and a "strange face" you've never heard of before. - That's true.
- You have to make nine of them. It's hard. - Yeah, you have to make nine of them yourself.
- Because Tojimizu said earlier that you only have seven of them. - Yeah.
- You have to plan it out. - It's intuition.
- Yeah.
But asking the viewers is the secret.
- Generally speaking, I think you'll get kicked out. - Yeah, I think you'll get kicked out.
- Why am I talking like a specialist? - Hahaha!
I'd like to judge whether or not I'm in the same genre.
- So, everyone... I'm counting on you. - You're counting on us?
- How do we end this video? - It's hard, isn't it?
- If one of you gets kicked out, you win. If you win, you end the game. - Oh!
- It's all about the motion. - It's all about the motion.
I'm worried about my body, too.
- So, everyone... Please get ready! - Yes!
Oh, no...
I only have 3.
3...
3 is not good.
I only have 3.
What do you think, Toshimitsu?
I might have done it too much.
I might not want to go home.
This is not a funny poker game.
Yes, this is a bingo game.
Bingo game
Now, the bingo card has been completed.
Thank you.
Well, then...
One, two...
Oh!
Wow!
That's great!
Oh, you took it off for me.
You did it so beautifully.
The completion rate is high!
Thank you, Toshimitsu.
That's amazing!
Bingo is good.
No, it's good.
It would have been better if you did it faster.
With rapid division.
I see.
Oh, but it feels good.
Well, like this...
I felt like I could do it unexpectedly.
Yes.
Oh, that's good, Ryo's face.
Really?
The lower right is really good.
Oh, this is good!
It's like Mario's world.
With this much eyebrows...
You were able to do something like this!
I was wondering how you wouldn't move your face, and you've done a lot of things.
I've never seen this move before.
That's right.
It's nice.
That middle right...
Isn't it the same face?
That's right.
This is a good bingo.
It's not the lower lip.
Oh, I see.
It's the lower lip.
It's really hard to judge, isn't it?
It's really hard.
Well, shall we go to the first round?
I'll go gently.
Then, let's go outside with the board!
Yes!
We're outside now!
Yes!
Are we going to ask our viewers in the studio?
That's right.
If we see them, shall we go?
Yes!
Let's ask them to make a serious face!
I don't think it will end soon.
But I think it's amazing if we can say that it's not like this.
There are many!
There is Kondo!
It's Kondo!
Who is it?
I'm Kondo.
We've been in a relationship lately.
It's nice, isn't it?
Kondo, please react.
Let's go!
Oh, it's coming up!
It's pretty amazing!
OK, thanks!
Oh, we're going to lose this one!
Nice, Henga!
Thanks!
That shot was no good.
You could've shot the hole through!
It's important to get the tongue out.
This is no good, right?
You're like Hayachari.
Hayachari?
- I'll go home. - Yeah.
- Let's go on. - Shall we?
- Go ahead. - Please.
This line is hot.
- By the way, your name is... - Moetha.
- Moetha.
- Yes. - Ah!
- I'm watching you. - Thank you.
I'll call you again.
I'm sorry to make you do this, but can you make a weird face?
- Got it. - Go ahead!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Strong! - Again! Again!
- Whoa! That way! - This way!
- Whoa! Just right! - Whoa!
- This is it. - What kind of picture is this?
- Ah! - It looks weird.
I'm sorry I left you this picture.
- Can I ask you something? - Sure.
- Upper left. - Yes.
How about this?
- No! Is it wrong? - Is it wrong?
- The shape of the mouth is different. - I see.
- It's not stretched out. - Yeah.
- Strict. - Wow!
- I see. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
- This is pretty expensive. - It's a lot of money.
- Hello. - Hello.
- By the way, what's your name? - I'm Keiichiro Chibura.
- Keiichiro Chibura. - Keiichiro.
- This is Keiichiro's weird face. - Go ahead!
- Ah! - Ah!
- This is... - Keep it! Keep it!
- Keep it! Keep it!
- I see. - I see.
- He has his mouth wide open. - I see.
- So, this is wrong. - It's wrong.
- It's not right. - This is really bad.
- It's bad. - This is bad.
- So, if it's the fourth one, it's okay. - Damn it!
- But we'll do it. - We'll do it.
- We won't, right?
- Thank you, Keiichiro-san. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Hello. - Hello.
- By the way, what's your name? - I'm Nagisa.
- Nagisa-san. - I'm Nagisa-chan.
- This is Nagisa-san's weird face. - Go ahead!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Keep it! Keep it! - Keep it!
- Take a picture! - This is good.
- This is strong! - It's okay.
- It's good. - Wow!
- Try to put your tongue on your nose and look up. - This is frustrating.
- No one is sincere about this. - No one is sincere about this.
- Ah, I see. - Everyone is doing their best.
- Is there anyone who can appear in the video? - Not really.
- We'll see what you do in front of us. - If you're exposed, you'll be exposed.
- We'll see if you can appear in the video. - Can you appear in the video?
- I don't know anything! - I don't know anything!
- Go ahead! - It's not scary.
- I don't know anything. - I don't know anything.
- I'll show you now. - I'll eat it now.
- Wow! - It's good.
- What? - I want you to make a weird face.
- Anything is fine. - Does everyone know?
- I'm looking forward to it. - Let's start with you.
- 3, 2, 1, go! - Let's do it at an angle.
- I'm sorry, but I can't do it. - I see.
- I can't concentrate. - Let's do it at an angle.
- 3, 2, 1, go! - It's over!
- I'm sorry, but I can't do it. - It's over!
- Please apply for it. - Can I apply for it?
- How is it? - My ears are...
- Isn't it fine? - I'll go somewhere dark.
Please check the dark circles.
- I'll apply for it, too. - Can I judge by looking at your picture?
- It's a good job. - The result is...
- The budget is open! - Yay!
- I can't do it? - She's laughing.
- Is this it? - Yes!
- When you make a side face... - It's in the middle.
- Thank you! - It's a little different.
- It's a little smudged. - I see.
- How is it? - It's tough.
- It's pretty tough. - Is it bad?
- The result will ring later. - Will it change later?
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- It's a good result for this number of people. - Yes.
- The budget is open. - I'll apply for it.
- What's your name? - Chiaki.
- Yes.
- 3, 2, 1, go! - It's over!
- It's fine! - I can't see you with that face.
- Thank you! - Great!
- Who wants to apply? - Me!
- Let's start with Toshibi. - Yes.
- Yes, yes. - Tetsuya!
- Oh! - It's hard!
- It's in the middle of your mouth. - Yes.
- Can you look at me? - Can you look at me again?
- It's been over 10 years. - Yes.
- 10 or 20 years is a long time. - Yes.
- You can't do it by yourself. - I can't do it by myself.
- It's decided! - What are you doing?
- It's decided! - The result is...
- Tetsuya is the winner! - Thank you!
- Where is it? - When I see Chiaki's face, I know it's Tetsuya's.
- It's in the middle of your mouth. - Yes.
- Chiaki, calm down. - It's amazing.
- It's amazing.
- Thank you, Chiaki! - Thank you!
- I'm happy. - I'm happy.
- You're wearing a wig. - Can you hold it for me?
- What is this?
- It's a horse. - Is it a horse?
- There's my husband. - Your husband?
- It was a dangerous wig. - I wanted to smell it.
- No one will wear it, so don't do it. - By the way, what's your name?
- It's Shino. - Shino.
- Shino's weird face in 3, 2, 1, go!
- Just like that! Just like that! Just like that! - Yes, yes, yes!
- Here we go! - Go for it!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Donpisha!
- But it's "beach"! - Beach!
- That's crazy! - Ah!
- This line is definitely crazy!
- Is it a mistake? - This is a mistake!
- Your name...
- Takumi Iizuka - Takumi Iizuka - Yes
- 3, 2, 1 - 9!
- Wow! - Please keep it!
- It's a mistake - I see!
- Wow! You've made up a board!
- Is there a request for application? - I see!
- The position of the bottom is quite different - The bottom is amazing!
- 3, 2, 1 - 9!
- Oh! Oh! Oh! - I see! I see!
- Game! Game! Game! - Yes!
- The person who requests... - Yes!
- It's like this - Wow!
- Can I say something? - Can you say something?
- I can't see the mobile screen - Do you have any details about your eyes?
- It's a bad impression - Don't say unnecessary things
- Takumi, please look at me - I see! I see!
- You don't even think about the difference from your real face - That's right
- There is a difference between people with small eyes and people with big eyes - Yes
- That's how it is and it changes a lot - The result is...
- Tetsuya, you are open! - Yes!
- I'm closed my eyes - That's right
- I'm like a beach - That's right
- But I was a bit late for the last one - Wow!
- It's easy to go - It's hard - Seeing Takumi's face, my eyes were open - That's right
- You have a good sense of details - Thank you!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- It's bad!
It's too wide.
It won't move if an entertainer did it.
I can't do it if you tell me to reproduce it.
What did I order you to do?
Let's change the spot for the time being.
Thank you for your cooperation.
At the end...
Certainly.
There are people who want to see it.
Let's go.
Hey, what's up?
Can I talk for a moment?
President.
Please change your face.
Keep it.
I don't know if it's changed now, but I'll ask you again.
Until the president's change.
Three, two, one, go!
How about this?
That's it.
I see.
It's like a kabuki actor.
Are you getting a punch?
I see.
It's a little different.
It's definitely different.
How about this?
It's definitely different.
This is also different.
This is definitely different.
I don't know.
I see.
I don't know.
You have a strange face today.
You always have a strange face.
What is this shop?
Is it a shop where people who don't know how to take pictures randomly gather?
Moreover, I'm suddenly told that it's dangerous.
Whose shop is this?
The owner should come out.
I'm sorry.
The owner is taking pictures randomly, so I'm told that it's dangerous.
This is my shop.
Is this a shop?
You can drink cool and delicious drinks here.
You told me that you chose this shop.
I'm going to drink this cool and delicious drink.
Thank you for your hard work.
What?
Welcome.
Please come in.
What can I do for you?
It's nice to meet you.
Do you have alcohol?
- Can we have you do it for us? - Yeah.
- What do we do? - One at a time.
- What do you want us to do? - Change faces, please.
- Please! - 3, 2, 1...
- 9! - Oh!
- Oh!
- OK, OK... - Which one?
- OK, OK... - Which one? If you're right...
- Age difference! - Oh!
- Wait a minute! - Wait a minute!
- It's embarrassing! - Open! Open!
- This time, it's not like that. - Open!
- It's up to you to decide. - Oh!
- Age difference is close. - It's done.
- This one is big.
- OK, I'll do it up to your weird face.
- 3, 2, 1...
- Oh! - Oh!
- You just did that!
- I didn't think about it!
- You didn't think about it!
- Wow! - Wow! I see!
- But I can't believe it was you, Iluis-san.
- I didn't think it would be me.
- Oh! I did open my mouth wide. - You didn't think about it.
- It's quite cute, though.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's enough to make you think about other girls' feelings.
- Oh!
- Your voice is so small!
- Oh!
- He has a small voice, but his voice is small!
Thank you for your time.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having us.
We'll have a party soon.
Please come and join us.
Do you want to go out?
Let's go out and drink coffee.
Let's order coffee and put it on the counter.
Sounds good.
Is there anyone who can help us with the video?
Let's have someone come and help us.
It's better for girls to come.
That's right.
I'm looking forward to it.
What's your name?
I'm MAI.
I'm INANO.
I'd like you to make a funny face.
Please.
Please take a picture and keep it.
Okay.
Who will apply?
It's me.
It's ZUBA!
You have good eyesight.
You look good on camera.
Is it a double E?
It's a double E.
It's going to end.
Both of you have the same reach.
It's not good.
It's the same.
Both of you have the same shape of legs.
It doesn't matter if it's right or left.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having us.
The party has begun.
The label has changed.
It's been three years.
It's amazing.
We talked about hot dogs in the past.
We went to a hot dog cafe in Tokyo.
Can you do it?
Did I make a mistake?
We talked about whether you'd like it or not.
I won't be on the next show.
I won't be on it.
Okazaki?
I can't do it anymore.
Not this time!
Okazaki!
Thank you.
I made a reservation.
I think you did it before.
Can you write one more?
There is one more.
It's starting!
Keep it!
It's okay.
I did it for the first time.
I remember it.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I won't do it again.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Next one.
Yui.
Keep it!
It's rare.
Can I apply for it?
Of course.
Just in case.
It's important.
It's hard!
Do you want me to apply for it?
No, you don't have to.
You don't look like it.
If I show you this,
it will be on MCG.
This one.
No can do!
Not at all!
This mouth is different.
In Yui's case, it's like this.
In Ryo's case, it's like this.
I see.
It's different.
It's rare.
Zebra and leopard are different.
Zebra-san and Jaguar-san.
Zebra-san and Zebra-san's weird face.
Three, two, one.
Keep it!
It's nice!
I'll apply for it.
It's nice.
It's different.
How about this?
It's different.
It's not like this.
It's different.
It's too high level.
Jaguar-san's weird face.
Three, two, one.
Keep it!
It's rare.
Do you want me to apply for it?
I'll apply for it.
This is...
Don't lick it!
It'll get worse.
It's rude of you.
Please don't do it.
You'll be punished.
As you saw,
I won't use my hands.
What's your name?
My name is Takaki.
Takaki-san's weird face.
I'm curious about it.
I've been waiting for it.
Don't you need a name?
I'm sure it'll work.
You don't have to ask me.
It'll be lonely if it doesn't work.
There's a bee.
Can you see it?
There's a bee here.
It's dangerous.
It'll be okay for one shot.
It's nothing.
Thank you.
What's this?
What do you think of it?
It's good.
It's worth 10,000 yen.
I'll say it 10 times.
By the way,
can you appear in the video?
My name is Satani.
Satani-san's weird face.
3,
2,
1,
I see, I see, I see,
I see, I see,
Oh, oh,
Accident,
Show me,
How is it?
No, it's not!
It's close, one eye, both eyes,
After all it's a pity,
And the tongue is out of place,
No, it's not!
Well, Mr. Yaki,
Please wear it,
- Here you go. - Thank you!
- Congratulations!
I feel like I won!
I did it!
- Okay, bingo! - Bingo!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
[Next episode]
We're at Okazaki Park!
- I'm a little tired. - You're tired, right?
- You're a little tired, right? - Of course I'm not!
- Can you film us? - Yes!
- We got four people! - Merit!
- We got four people! - What's your name?
- I'm Fushimata. - Fushimata!
- Wow! - I'm Leo.
- Leo! - I'm Sakura.
- Sakura! - I'm Moeka.
- Moeka! - Moeka!
- She's doing a weird face. - Wow!
- Oh! - What was that just now?
- No, she's doing a weird face. - Oh!
- Huh? - She's doing a weird face on your panel.
- Oh! - Oh!
- She's doing a weird face on my panel. - Oh!
- Weird face! - Three, two, one!
- Here it comes! - Gabe!
- Gabe! Gabe! - Gabe! Gabe!
- Oh, nice! - Wow!
- That mouth angle is hard! - I don't have that mouth angle.
- You don't? - I don't.
- Next up is Portrait. - Portrait!
- It has good balance. - Yes.
- Okay, until Leo changes. - Three, two, one!
Go ahead!
- Okay, Gabe! Keep it! - Wow!
- How is it? - That mouth angle...
- But it's kind of worth it. - Should we try it?
- Should we try it?
- For now... - This...
- Is it tough? - Hmm...
- Well, it's close, but it's not! - No!
- Just a little more! - Just a little more!
- It's not like her mouth is sticking out. - That's right.
- Three, two, one! Go ahead! - Okay!
- Keep it! Keep it! Keep it! - Oh!
- Here it is. - Oh, nice!
- Oh, no...
- Can I apologize? - Yes!
- Leo, go ahead! - This is...
- Oh, is it wrong? - Oh, is it wrong?
- The mouth is open. - Yes, it's open, but the eyes are also open.
- Can you see it? - Yes!
- Okay, until Sakura changes. - Three, two, one! Go ahead!
- Oh, there it is! - Yes!
- Just a little more! - You two, go ahead!
- Oh, it's open! - Oh!
- You just got the best smile! - You just got the best smile!
- The best smile! - The best smile!
- Let's do an air drum! - Let's do an air drum!
- Wow! - Oh, no!
- This is really good! - It's good!
- Is it good? - It's good!
- Are you in a good mood? - Is there a best teacher?
- There is! - There is!
- It's fun, but... - We didn't bring it today.
- Yeah, this car... - This car...
- Car! - Yeah, car!
- I wish we could take good pictures. - We should have brought the portrait from the beginning.
- We should have done it! - We should have done it!
- Oh, no! I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- I don't know if you're sorry or not... - If you can make a video, please come!
- You idiot, don't tell me you're changing your face! - She's pitiful every time!
- I'm Kana! - I'm Kana!
- I'm Ihiro! - Ihiro!
- Okay, so we're getting changed now... - Oh!
- You totally fooled me! - We're in trouble now.
- We're in trouble now.
- Be careful of frauds like this, okay? - Yeah.
- If you get dumped by your boyfriend... - If you get dumped by your boyfriend...
- Will you take responsibility for it? - I will.
- Don't be dumped by a company that dumps you with a strange face! - That's true!
- Can you take a portrait and send it to me later? - Oh, thank you!
- Are you happy? - I'm not happy at all.
- Then I'll let you take it here. - Yes, yes.
- Until the strange face, 3, 2, 1, go! - Oh!
- It's hot! - This is good!
- It's really good! - It's very hot!
- It looks like a golden tiara.
- It's a red line.
- How is it? Do you apply?
- It's like a different version. - Oh, it's different!
- Oh, it's a little different!
- It's pretty good!
- I'm sure you'll be dumped! - I'm sure you'll be dumped!
- 3, 2, 1, go!
- Yes, keep it! Keep it! Keep it! - Wow!
- I see! - Which one?
- I've never done it in my life. - This is also a part of it.
- Rio, you can do this, right? - Oh, I can do it!
- Look! It's there! - It's there!
- Right? You have this, right? - I have it! I have it!
- Right? - Hahaha!
- Right? You have this, right? - I have it! I have it!
- Oh, Shimizu is taking a picture!
- Let's go! - Oh!
- Should we surround them? - Let's surround them and not let them escape.
- Hello! - Hello!
- By the way, my name is Koichi. - Koichi.
- I'm Masamune. - Masamune.
- Right now, you're making weird faces.
- Thank you in advance! - Thank you in advance!
- I'm wondering if you can make weird faces.
- Until Koichi's weird face, 3, 2, 1, go!
- Please keep it! Keep it! Keep it! - Wow!
- Keep it! Keep it! Keep it! - Wow! Wow! Wow!
- I see! I see! I see! - Wow! Wow! Wow!
- Is it possible? Is it possible? - Wow! What's going to happen?
- Shinsei, can we start? - Shinsei! Ryo-san!
- How about this? - Yes, yes, yes!
- Yes! Shinsei, and these two!
- How about this? - How about this?
- Caterpillar? - Caterpillar! - Caterpillar!
- It's been a while since we last saw a caterpillar!
- It's been a while! - It's been a while since we last saw it!
- We haven't seen a caterpillar in a while.
- It's really loud right now. - Right now, you're making weird faces.
- I'm freaking out now. - I'm getting really nervous.
- Right! Haha!
- I stopped. - Wow! I'm nervous! - Thank you!
The result is...
It's out!
It's over!
Which one?
The upper right opened!
What does it mean?
The upper right!
It's an apple!
Thank you, Kouichi!
Thanks to you...
Thanks to you, we were able to move forward!
It's true!
In my opinion, it's perfect!
I'm glad!
It's amazing that we finished with three apples!
It's January!
Since Tetsuya is a bingo player...
This weird bingo...
Tetsuya wins!
Thank you very much!
So, since Tetsuya won this time, we don't have a title or anything like that.
Huh? But you usually get something, don't you?
Right? You didn't give me a weird face present or anything like that, did you?
Oh, that... I'm already out of my repertoire.
You gave me a weird face...
So, with my weird face...
With my weird face...
This time, Bingo's prize!
Congratulations!
It's a winning product, right?
You're going to give me a weird face!
That's annoying...
Tetsuya's weird face!
Three, two, one, go!
Goodbye!
You were nervous, weren't you?
A little.
And you didn't know what was good or bad.
You're not supposed to make me laugh here.
That's the most normal thing you can do.